Occupy London (Weather Permitting)

Congratulations to the Occupy London mob, you have achieved your aims of preventing people from making money and being successful. Quite what you had against the Paternoster chop house and Birley's cafe is beyond me, but they are obviously symbols of all that is wrong with capitalism and globalisation and as they are laying off staff, you must be proud to know that those 'fat-cat' waitresses and cooks are now out of work.

You stupid f***ers you cannot even protest properly, "ooh I know I'll pitch a tent outside St Pauls cathedral and put up my banner stating 'All day all week, we'll sleep on London's freezing streets' on second thoughts it's got a bit chilly and Eastenders is on, maybe I'll pop back to my suburban home, put my feet up on my hire purchased (finance)sofa, drum up support on Facebook via my pay monthly I-pad (finance) and eat my Tesco's (global) ready meal."

A lot of the Occupy London message and it's criticism of financial institutions and worldwide corporations makes sense, but as usual both feet have been shot to pieces by the very people who started the protest. You will all now blame the 'evil press corporations' for negative publicity but the truth is 90% of the occupiers piss off home each night to get comfy and brain dead in front of Xploitation factor or some other trash.